Re: Olive branch

[Accor6]

Im still awaiting the video that you gavroi claim to have . You guys are too much blah blah blah I think. I along withAmorgos, Greekaus ,Giourkas , Ziaka and all the rest of the non red moderators are happy to see the back of you .
And don't forget to donate to my charity at www.paoabroad.com    

[Stergios Ormaos]

Im still awaiting the video  that you gavroi claim to have .     

Its not only the gavroi that have videos accor !!!!! Can you please explain this youtube clip? Are they or are they not all poster girls of pao abroad?

[gavros7]

well well well..what do we have here??

you now all know why he was so fascinated with the AMERIKANIKO STOLO!!! etoimastite louloudes mou...e e erxeteeeeeee

[Tantra129]

Wow just wow wow wow . As you may have all noticed I  was away for a few days. Infact , to be more specific I was hospitalised in a  Rio hospital having unwittingly consumed a local seafood dish which the doctors informed me is called kouradiero. (Pronounced kou-ra-δie-ro)
Upon my return from Belo Horizonte I  decided to  head back to Rio and set up my tent very close to Copacabana with the beach in close proximity to me so I can take my daily afternoon spiritual baths.
One  afternoon I wander down to the famous beach to purify myself by immersing myself in the beautiful waters of Copacabana .
A quick prayer to to the divine brahma and I then commence my bath  with a sophisticated aquatic tantric move whereby I  float on my back whilst at the same time finger my ass with my left hand ( to purify not gratify) while my right hand massages my tongue and at the same time wiggle the toes on my feet.
All was going well  when without any warning whatsoever  a wave passed over me and I swallowed something . At first I thought I may have accidentally consumed a jelly finish . I turned on my stomach feeling a little nauseous and dog paddled ( in honour of my beloved dogs) back to shore.
It wasn't long after that I started to vomit and became incoherent on the beach when a good  samaritan came to my aid.
In broken Greeklish  with a Brazilian accent he kept repeating the words " Kouradg Malakash Kouradg Malakash"
Before I knew it I was feeling very ill and slumped on the sand on all fours with my ass up in the air ironically facing the Christ the redeemer statue. An ambulance was called and I  was taken to a local hospital and tests were conducted.
2 hours later the doctors had no other alternative than to pump my stomach.
They informed me later that while I  was swimming at Copacabana I accidentally consumed a local seafood dish which the locals call kouradiero.
Basically  kouradiero  is famous in all of Rio's  beach side suburbs . The ingredients include local  shit ( including the favelas) mixed with sea water , the odd sea weed  and some urine to give it some extra tang.
The beauty about this local delicacy is you don't need pans or stoves or anything else.Its all natural just like the divine Brahma wants it.
Basically , the raw sewerage that is pumped into the beaches in Rio emulsifies with the sea water and sea weed is added and kouradiero is made.
In my case though I unwittingly consumed too much of it and had to get my stomach pumped. I guess it was the divine Brahmas way of letting my know that I was reaping the rewards of my aquatic tantric manouvering of sticking my finger up my dirty ass.
I'm feeling better though now, I may head down to Ipanema tomorrow just for a change of scenery.

[Tantra129]

Im tired, Im exhausted, ive run out  of money and I have not eaten in days. Its been a while since I reported to you and there is a reason for it. Ive started  hitch kiking/walking back to Montreal.
In 1 week Ive walked from Copacabana beach to  Manaus. Im currently in the amazon  jungle and a local from an amazon tribe has loaned me his android to  make this post.
Word to the divine Brahma. The coverage in the amazon is  fantastic. As im posting now  I can see 4 bars on his phone .
The trek into the jungle  has not gone smooth.  Ive survived eating roasted tarantulas and kinkajou racoon sprinkled with marinated bullet ants and have had a severe case of constipation in the last 4 days. Give me a kouradiero anytime.
Yesterday an  Ananconda attacked my Pritika and attempted to eat her alive. Poor thing what she has endured in Brazil.


The trip started off so well but its take a turn for the worse. I cant wait to get back home , I miss my tantric male companions .

[Tantra129]

Word to the divine Brahma for our safe passage out of the amazon. We made it.
Gentlemen Ive trekked from Rio through to Manaus and on to Paramaribo in Surinam.
Last night when I arrived I was greeted by the locals including Ruud Gullits grandfather , Roon Gullit . For those of you who don't know Ruud is from Surinam.
In honour of my devotion to the divine Brahma and my tantric tendencies the locals organised for a meditation session which included Surinam toads and wild castrated jaguars.
Im slowly but surely getting back into the groove. I expect to be back in Montreal by late August. My next stop is Guyana which Im assuming is a country named after a guy named Anna.
Let me tell you transvestites and transsexuals are a plenty in South America.

[Proud Hellene]

Tantrataraaaaa, wish I were with you dude so all my problems can go away.You have no idea what ive been through.
Mum and ziaka are no longer an item and she is now speaking to all people PPFRESH !!!!!
I walked in last night and they were having a Skype conversation and PPFRESH was reciting to her John 3:16 whilst half naked. She was in awe.

[lamiara ole]

Wraia, otan tin ksepatosi o  papadakisFRESH fertin k'apo dw na tips kseskisoume tin kolara , lamia style.

[pana97]

Proud Hellene, PPHASH and I chat on twitter and he's told me that he has good intentions for your mum.
Can you ask her though if she's ever dated a " Mexican" , if so I'd love to lose my virginity to her.     

[Greekaus]

For those that are interested, I will setting up my gyro stand outside soldier field when liverpool take on Olympiacos this Sunday.
I'm promoting a new product in my Gyrosimos range which I've named the Suarezouvli special, it's basically kountosouvli with Italian dressing wrapped in warm pita bread which is served with a bite already taken out of it.
And, the first 5 customers that approach me and say " Apollo vaz is a nigga " receive it for free.

[Giourkas]

With or without tzatziki Gerry?
Speaking of tzatziki you have no idea how much " seed" I have spilt over this topic.
Tantra's post have given me the most raging of hard ons, to the point that I have  developed a fetish to go with an " Indian " or " Sikh" man. Actually I'd love for a turban wearing man to man handle me .

[Greekaus]

There  I was minding my own business  outside Soldier Stadium with my Gyrosimos stand when a bus load of Olympiacos fans come towards me.
One orders a Pork Gyro  and whilst Im wrapping it  from behind come two guys and lift me up and drag me away.
I  must have blacked out and cannot recall what happened next  but  I have a Gyro lodged in my ass at them moment and cannot walk . The bastards forced a gyro up my ass. Who does that?
I even missed the match, what was the final score?

[Tantra129]

I'm writing from Venezuela my friends.
I crossed the border his morning with my canine entourage on a Panamanian donkey chariot and my first port of call was a small hippy town called Los Anomalos. Everyone has long hair , even their pubic hair.
The locals greeted me with songs and dance.This afternoon I dropped a majestic tantric dump in the bushes of Los Anomalos. It was a work of Brahma art too. I positioned my punjabi flavoured ass a mere 12 inches of the ground and wiggled my bum as I was excreting, the result was a twirly chocolate looking Mr. Whippy turd.
The locals offered me a Patagonian mara for me to enjoy and assured me it was a hermaphrodite and all options were open to me.
I've really fallen in love with South America my friends.

[Accor6]

Los Anomalos?  Now why does this ring a bell?

But to more important issues. Have you made a donation yet?
Or as they say in the homosexual world , have you deposited a load?
We ( as in my pocket and I ) at paoabroad  are awaiting your kind donation.
We are also looking for anyone who is interested in being photographed holding up one of our scarfs, dressed in drag is fine also.

[lamiara ole]

Re den derepste ligaki lew ego pou mazepsate ola ta poustronia na kratane kaskol tou POA.
Accor kseftila, posa ma posa 8a tsepwseis mori karaflopoutanopaido.

[Tantra129]

Forgive me for my extended absence.  Im still in Venezuela and loving it. Its a different world here.  Those Patagonia Mara's  are one hell of an amorous animal.   They have the balls  the size of  melons and a rack with nipples  the size of Cuban cigars which can double up  as cocks.
The local elder wasn't lying to me when he assured its  hermaphroditeness.  I would go as far as to say that the Patagonia Mara is the Linda lovelace  of the  animal world and can do things my beloved Pritika cannot.
Anyway,  last night we were sitting around  a camp fire  smoking some local weed ( which is  amazing by the way ) . So Im starting to trip and  in my semi tantric / doped out  state I start seeing the most amazing thing  ever.
Shooting  across the sky  were rainbow dressed bald men sitting on flying speeding Gyros  squirting tzatziki  to the people down  below. You read right, I saw men flying on. Gyros in the sky. Gay bald  genies on a Gyro is what they were  and they had radiance about them.  Amazing  stuff.
This morning I woke up with a sticky face, don't know how that came about nor do I remember much about last night but I recommend you all  come to Venezuela one day and smoke the local pot.
Word to the divine Brahma .

[Giourkas]

Tell us more, I've never tossed so much in my life. I've even placed 2 pegs on my nuts to nullify any premature accident.

[Proud Hellene]

PPFRESH ( pee pee is his new nickname) and Mum have been dating for a couple of weeks now. They attend liturgy together also. Mum gets very cheeky as she attends church without wearing knickers. She's such a trooper.
Pee pee told mum the other day that she was on her way to sainthood . Αγία Τρουπα is what they will name her he said. She was flabbergasted and couldn't reply back, not because she was lost for words but the cock in her mouth made her mute.

[Tantra129]

This morning I listened to a couple of young boys and followed their instructions to follow local custom . I made love to a Venezuelan Cocotero tree . I lodged my penis in one of the trunks crevices and stroked away until it's leaves were ruffling.
The whole village was watching me and laughing. I'm so happy my presence pits smiles on these peoples faces.

[scarface125]

Tantra you weird piece of shit. Whats up with the fucked up posts and the pics of the dogs?

[lamiara ole]

You don't know why? Einai arostos o malakas. Tantric meditation kai malakies , tha fero tin katsika mou na tou gamisi ton vromokolo.
I'm from Lamia and we don't do tantra and malakies. We make the best loukoumades and halva in Lamia and me personally Im fuck the goats and stray dogs in my village and maybe the neighbours rooster one , two or maybe 25 times.

[Tantra129]

The time has come for me to depart Venezuela . I've been offered a royal escort  out of the country for me and my canine companions.
I will cross the border to Colombia and head for Medellin for my next tantric adventures. The Maracana, the karaoke bar and the kouradiero's seem such a long time ago now. I will miss Venezuela and I shall miss my Patagonian mara who I named  Mary and other nights Mario depending on who would be doing the pitching or catching.
Pritika has put on weight again, it seems she has rebounded from her forced ass fuck ordeal and her crackk has tightened up again. Her tail is wagging once again.
Last night I let tarantulas crawl on my tantric balls. It's a century old Venezuelan  custom to scare away all the bad spirits before one travels.
Colombia here I come.

[pana97]

Dear Gyrosimos,

I would like to take a moment to apologize publicly for what I did yesterday. What i did was not right and i should have known better, there are people starving out there. The Gyro you sold me was tasty please believe me but I started feeling nauseus  so I  gave it to my neighbours dog to eat. I was having a bad day yesterday  as I had another Mexican stand off with my familia  but that does not excuse the actions i ensued. I am lucky to be typing this right now i should be banned for what i did but instead you spared me and gave me one last chance.  You are the most  compassionate Gyro merchant in the cyber world by far  . Thank you Gyrosimos for doing this i will forever be appreciative for this and my Mexican ass is yours whenever you  want it.. Please know that this apology is coming from  my Mexican  heart  you bald underachieving putito and is not BS i am sincerely apologetic and regret my actions from yesterday but, i can't undo what i did only apologize you have evry right to angry with me i don't blame you. To show how remorseful I am I will buy another Gyros from you and try and shove it up my ass the same way the Olympiacos fans did it to you at Soldier field.

Now onto my bitches here on greeksoccer.com ive posted this not only to apologize to Gyrosimos but to tell you guys farewell. I do not have a green card . It has come to my attention that the American government  do not want me here. I do not want to be in a place where i am unwanted Mexican alien. I joined this site almost a year ago to bring in some burritos and taco's full of spice  of enthusiasm and optimism, sadly however i failed in trying to bring this place to a much livelier scene. Quite simply Im a Mexican loser  who masturbates everyday. I will miss alot of posters on here that were so nice to me and always helped me out with some online gay porn: giourkas you fat cunt  with the weird fetich, accor6 you shonky bald bastard with the mail order wife ,kolossos13 you colossal asshole ,jimmyprasinos you dope ,lamiara ole you goat fucking village idiot , grkmikey you stalker , pash you silly rash , the janitor, attilio,amorgos you mutant  turtle fuck , greekaus my main man , nikitopoulos94 and, ppfresh you cloak mumbling  lonely dud. You all were so good to me and i look forward  one day to sucking all your cocks  and document it  and contact fat phil and see how loose his ass is. I will really miss my green bitches  i have no where else to pour my bullshit overemotion, Im crying right now and it has nothing to do with the Mexican  chili that's up my ass  . I will miss masturbating and ejaculating  on the greeksoccer.com logo  but hearing that alot of members wanted me deported why should I  post things if they do not contribute a load of their  own? Anyway i wish greeksoccer the best and please mods to keep my account and not delete it i may return but as of now i dont see any reason because so many people wanted me gone.

Sincerely, Antonio the illegal Mexican .

[Greekaus]

Come on chicito , lay off the drama. You remind me of my mother in law and her friends who once asked me to roll them a gyro in the shape of a vibrator. It's just a Gyro . You're young and impressionable and a bit over the top  but there are many on this site that would have a piece of your Mexican  culo with a click of the finger , big deal most of us older ones like myself ( im 50 but look 60) were once young and even though I started going bald in my early 20 's  also  I learnt how to chill and post like I do today.

You owe Soc 57 a big blow job , fucking ridiculous you purposely forgot to honor this lonely old fart by not sucking on his "gyros".  

Also the Janitor would be devastated if you were to depart from here he has told me , he has informed me of your weekly  Skype  masturbation/ bukkake sorties.
So just chill out you little Mexican fucker,  come around to my  home ( the snow has melted)  and  I will make you an extra special Gyrosimos gyro  and lets see if we can get it to fit right up your illegal  Mexican ass.

[Tantra129]

Word to the divine Brahma.
Im at the botanical gardens in Medellin and ive dropped a royal tantric dump in the orchids of these beautiful gardens.
Check out my review on tripadvisor.

http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attraction_Review-g297478-d1943531-Reviews-Jardin_Botanico_de_Medellin-Medellin_Antioquia_Department.html

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